So, everyone in the world says that the key to a great future is education. I don't argue that at all, education is impossible, but really, how much do you learn in an enclosed community that hasnt spent a day on the road or real world studios for more than 3 years. All my friends who know me know that I am quite vocal about my hatred for certain institutions that train technicians. In my defence, I am yet to meet a good tech from those places. Then again, Im still to meet someone as utterly useless as myself when it comes to understanding midi, maybe I should read up on that, but just maybe... So what is the aim pf this random rambling. Well, there are a few things that we look at when it comes to workong in the industry. When you enter it, clean out of college, please be aware that your naming of numerous pieces of equipment dont really impress anyone. Sure, telling me that the clock on the big ben provides a jitter factor of blah blah blah but you dont know how to connect that sucker up doesnt really help me at all. Knowing the Hz response and max spl of a MD421 is pretty cool, but if you dont realise that its a front adress mic and not a side adress mic does not help your cause as well. So what we look for is do you really know how to do the most rudementary things. Where does the XLRs plug in, why you use a DI and HOW to use it... How to switch on and off a tube amp... yes, switching on equipment also tells a lot. Why is a "stereo" cable and an unbalanced cable NOT the same thing. Yes they do share the same character, BUT how they break out? If you break out on a 1/4" cable do you still need a DI box if you have an xlr on it?
I had the chance to work with some really great technicians in my career, and a few of them ai will honestly say knew a hell of a lot more than I did. And they were pros. Then I worked with people who are way more qualified than me on paper but have not the slightest idea how to change the tubes in a fender twin. Everything can be learned, but you have to take the time to learn it, and not jist know about ot but why you do it. End of short rant. Oh and p.s read the manual, and then find out how and why!! How on earth did I learn that you have to run the midi software for a MOTU Midi Sync unit and not just say "well, it worked this way for years and now it doesnt work, and there is nothing about it in my handover notes" well, its because I read the manual and then also read the system diagram. Too many horror stories, way too many... well, while Im on it, here are a few...
1. (My favorite) a light tech not understanding why our show computer doesnt work... wait, ummmm, will it work if the midi device is switched on?
2. I cant get this microphone to work... ummmm, what is it? Oh its a handheld (lucky that means wireless on ships), is ot switched on? Yes i flipped the switch. Are the batteries dead? Wait... they use batteries? (Yes, actual phone call by a tech to me)
3. Im getting this crazy sound out of the PA.. ok, what crazy sound? Its this horrible crackling sound on a channel, i think the console is fu**ed.. So i stroll over, look at the input and the guy is redlining that poor input so much that youre getting horrible distortion on the IP, and he keeps saying "look here, its busted, the fader is almost all the way down and its not working right" and then I teach him about the gain knob.
Way more, but Im drinking my coffee now and lostening to a mix I did for an artist that appreciates what we do so I decided to work a lottle over the weekend because I care about the project.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
And.... Im done
Well, my career with cruise ships have come to an end. If anyone follows any other blogs by techs youd have seen a trend. Due to changes within the company a lot of us have decided to call it a day. To call it a clusterfuck is pitting it mildly. But alas its happened and I couldnt see a future for myself there anymore. Eventhough I was head technician it still irked me that my team was seen as expendable. But let me not hammer on about that. What did I get up to in my last contract last year. Well... here we go...
My first ship was the Mariner of the Seas, fixed with a Crest V12 which apperently has beenreplaced with a Digico SD10. Then I moved on to the Liberty of the Seas which had a Digico D1 and where I mixed the epic beast called Saturday Night Fever, and that was some entertaining fun. From there on to the Navigator also equiped with a Crest V12, amd was she in need of some serious TLC... and then came my last two ships.
My first ship of my last contract was the Spelndour of the Seas. She was pretty but old. However, its true, on small ships you get to know everyone aroind you. There I also had a great team around me. The LX was, like myself, a big ship guy having done the Freedom class and Oasis class, and the Lounge Tech was a real Pro... in the theatre I had a DM2000 which was weord but it did the job eventhough I wanted to cry sometomes because I despise Yamaha. It was a good trip though because I got to go to South America and also see my GF which stays in Buenos Aires, amd that aas where we hatched our future plans.
The shows..... the less I say the better. To think that I got paid less than some of those premadonnas on stage started to really irk me badly.
But alas ot was a good ship with good people!!
Then off tp the Serenade of the Seas. This ship is part of the Radiance class, which is a very pretty class of ship but still small. The theatre was quite nice though, reminded me of am Oasis type theatre with a better layout and acess points as opppsed to the Voyager and Freedom class. The theatre had a Digico SD8. Loads of fun working on that console because I was always a Digico fan and its a console design which os very easy to navigate. I also had a few more toys as compared to the Splendour bit the shows were utter crap. I did however work on some nice headliner acts as I did on the Splendour as well.
And so the contract went on. A big power outage which showed how useless my LX on that ship was, amd I ended up pulling a crazy 49 hoir shift to get the ship back online which was only seen by my boss as "why did you do that?" And apprently the answer "well, you do wamt a sjow dont you?" Was not the correct answer... just amother reason to leave.
After the ship I found myself on my epic backpack journey with my GF through South amd Central America which ended in Mexico. During that time I also resigned from the company with no idea what to do but not caring. And then my email beeped, and today Im sitting in South Africa as Head Sound Designer/Head Technical Operations at a premier television company. And what makes it better is being joined by my soon to be fiance in a few weeks.
So the reason for this entry is not so much about working onboard but to say, for all those who are contemplating about leaving, there is a life after ships.
Did I enjoy my time. Well, yes, ,ost of the time. Bit as time moved on I found myself wanting to leave more and more. I will miss the people, I will however not miss the BS from Cruise Directors (who now on land answer to me, and not the other way), Production Managers who have no idea how to run teams amd head office BS where the all mighty $$ determines that their human assit is rather an expendable comodity as opposed to a valuanle cock in the wheel.
My first ship was the Mariner of the Seas, fixed with a Crest V12 which apperently has beenreplaced with a Digico SD10. Then I moved on to the Liberty of the Seas which had a Digico D1 and where I mixed the epic beast called Saturday Night Fever, and that was some entertaining fun. From there on to the Navigator also equiped with a Crest V12, amd was she in need of some serious TLC... and then came my last two ships.
My first ship of my last contract was the Spelndour of the Seas. She was pretty but old. However, its true, on small ships you get to know everyone aroind you. There I also had a great team around me. The LX was, like myself, a big ship guy having done the Freedom class and Oasis class, and the Lounge Tech was a real Pro... in the theatre I had a DM2000 which was weord but it did the job eventhough I wanted to cry sometomes because I despise Yamaha. It was a good trip though because I got to go to South America and also see my GF which stays in Buenos Aires, amd that aas where we hatched our future plans.
The shows..... the less I say the better. To think that I got paid less than some of those premadonnas on stage started to really irk me badly.
But alas ot was a good ship with good people!!
Then off tp the Serenade of the Seas. This ship is part of the Radiance class, which is a very pretty class of ship but still small. The theatre was quite nice though, reminded me of am Oasis type theatre with a better layout and acess points as opppsed to the Voyager and Freedom class. The theatre had a Digico SD8. Loads of fun working on that console because I was always a Digico fan and its a console design which os very easy to navigate. I also had a few more toys as compared to the Splendour bit the shows were utter crap. I did however work on some nice headliner acts as I did on the Splendour as well.
And so the contract went on. A big power outage which showed how useless my LX on that ship was, amd I ended up pulling a crazy 49 hoir shift to get the ship back online which was only seen by my boss as "why did you do that?" And apprently the answer "well, you do wamt a sjow dont you?" Was not the correct answer... just amother reason to leave.
After the ship I found myself on my epic backpack journey with my GF through South amd Central America which ended in Mexico. During that time I also resigned from the company with no idea what to do but not caring. And then my email beeped, and today Im sitting in South Africa as Head Sound Designer/Head Technical Operations at a premier television company. And what makes it better is being joined by my soon to be fiance in a few weeks.
So the reason for this entry is not so much about working onboard but to say, for all those who are contemplating about leaving, there is a life after ships.
Did I enjoy my time. Well, yes, ,ost of the time. Bit as time moved on I found myself wanting to leave more and more. I will miss the people, I will however not miss the BS from Cruise Directors (who now on land answer to me, and not the other way), Production Managers who have no idea how to run teams amd head office BS where the all mighty $$ determines that their human assit is rather an expendable comodity as opposed to a valuanle cock in the wheel.
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